Apraxis incarnate. (rakafkaven) wrote,
Apraxis incarnate.

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Connected to the heartbone, as it turns out

So I broke my leg rather badly rather recently. An acquaintance sent a "get will" missive, accompanied by an explicit assumption that "there's a great story there".

Of course there's a great story! What, like you thought I might have just taken a running leap off a picnic table during a party and landed so spectacularly poorly that fragments of my tibia even now pose a threat to satellites in low-earth orbit?

No, there is a story, my friend. A fantastic story that would quicken every pulse and dry every eye that had an ear to hear it told. Unfortunately, pending the outcome of three lawsuits, two duels, and one-and-a-half movie deals, I fear I am not at liberty to divulge the full details.

But someday...

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